jizzasmic 

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

jizzasmic by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009

jizztastic 

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

jizztastic by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizzantium 

Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.

Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!

Jizzantium by Changuskahn February 10, 2023

jizzaster 

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

jizzaster by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

Jizztastic 

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

Jizztastic by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizzalicious 

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)

dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

Jizzalicious by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006

Jizzticle 

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls

Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"

Jizzticle by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009