Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

jewlace 

the neckless worn by jews to symblize their jewness

Mark: Dude what are you wearin man?
Ben: Dude its my jewlace

jewlace by ben frank February 29, 2008

Jewlian

A mocking term for anyone named Julian who may act stingy at times.

Julian: Sure, i'll get you a present for your birthday, but you'll have to pay for it yourself.

Me: You are such a Jewlian!

Jewlian by Lycheee December 17, 2012

Jewlisp 

The word you use when every conversation you are in revolves about Jewish people.

My life is focused around Jewlisps, you know?

Jewlisp by donald trump is real 922 March 28, 2017

jewlahoop 

A hoolahoop shapped like the Star of David.

Stan: What is that?
Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.

jewlahoop by drunkstu80 February 2, 2008

Jewlz 

A nickname form the name Julia.

A freaking awesome person who loves pretty much anything. She can be a little ADD at times but everyone who meets her loves her and wants to be her best friend.

WOW JEWLZ!!! I LOVE YOU! Lets go and frolic through the flowers together,

Jewlz by Shmont April 14, 2010

jewlet 

A little Jew
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Look at that jewlet hes so small

jewlet by _insertnamehere_ May 13, 2005