jewish piano

A pocket calculator

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.

jewish piano by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022

Jewish Workout 

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).

George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.

Jewish Workout by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013

Jewish Louie 

The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.

Did you hear Cole pulled a Jewish Louie on Melissa?

I bet that was a sight!!

Jewish Louie by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 8, 2022

Jewish Stocktake 

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

Jewish Stocktake by extheist April 12, 2009

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

jewish glue socket by pole dinnner March 11, 2011

Jewish Dildo 

a $5 roll of quarters.

- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.

Jewish Dildo by Diskrillus July 25, 2011

jewish mother 

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

jewish mother by Shwaggy February 13, 2004