January 20th 

Birthday of THE perfect anime boyfriend, Anyone born on January 20th is amazing, hot, incredibly intelligent, and very athletic.

Wow you see name over there, yeah they were born on January 20th according to urban dictionary their hot, amazing, intelligent, and very athletic🤩

January 20th by CockSlayer3000 November 22, 2021

January 20th 

Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.

January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.

January 20th by sustenance January 20, 2021

january 20th 

the biggest bitch ever is born. stuck up, rude, and has hot friends.

damn she’s so full of herself. i bet she was born on january 20th

january 20th by puthy slayer 69 November 15, 2021

January 20th 

National wear your chucks day in honor of Kamala Harris becoming not only the first woman in the White House but also a woman of color.

National Wear your chucks day is January 20th in honor of Kamala Harris becoming the first woman and woman of color Vice President.

January 20th by National Wear your Chucks Day January 19, 2021

January 20th 

If your born on this day you have to marry your best friend. This person is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Girls who are born on this day are so fun(But judgemental). Boys born on this day suck. There funny, stupid, and VERY STRONG!

Bestfriend: Whens your birthday?
Birthday girl: Today! January 20th !
Bestfriend: MARRY ME!

January 20th by ur-momISMYDAD April 23, 2021

January 20th 

introverts are born on this day.

I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.

January 20th by anonymous October 27, 2021

January 20th 

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

January 20th by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022