Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

Faisel Jaffer 

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

Faisel Jaffer by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

Rahim Jaffer 

My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.

All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.

Rahim Jaffer by Rahim's favorite kitten October 16, 2008

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.

Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.

Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021

Jeffery Bezos 

A CEO/Entrepreneur who was born in 1964.

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!

Jeffery Bezos by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021

Alshon Jeffery 

A term used for dropped footballs

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery

Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Jeffervescence 

"Jeffervescence" is the quality that someone named Jeff possesses when he is overflowing with enthusiasm, sparkling with charisma, beaming with light, exuding joy. The term was coined by Suzanne Whang (former host of HGTV's #1 show, "House Hunters") and was inspired by watching Jeff Vezain perform on stage with Gary Sinise's Lt. Dan Band.

As soon as he made his entrance on stage, grabbed the microphone and started singing, the audience was delighted and transfixed by his Jeffervescence.

Jeffervescence by SneezyDwarf August 4, 2016