vampiric irrigation 

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

vampiric irrigation by gs1994 March 2, 2009

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

colonic irrigation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Golden Irrigation 

An act of sexual intercourse between two men in which one man urinates in the second mans anus.

'Man, are they doing Golden Irrigation'

Golden Irrigation by Jack Vasay March 21, 2008

Insistant Irritant

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.

Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"

Insistant Irritant by Yggdrasilcutter December 26, 2008

Irrogant 

To be ignorant and arrogant at the same time.

"Yo Piers Morgan is the most irrogant person in the world"
"I know, right!"

Irrogant by thegrizzleybear September 11, 2011

Irrogant 

To be so arrogant as to be extremely irritating to everyone and with no real repercussions, much like an itch between the shoulderblades that you just can't reach.

Ashley is insufferably Irrogant with judgemental eyes and her nose in the air, at a party she insisted loudly that phone cases are for poor people and then hilariously she dropped her phone in front of everyone, but it didn't even crack. What a smug, irrogant bitch!

Irrogant by SuperSaiyanMonkey August 18, 2017

irrigation pipeline

Sex Potion, It's when you fuck your partner in the ass whilst they had the runny Taco Bell shits

"broooo I just gave my girl the irrigation pipeline"

"Dawg that's fuckin poggers"

irrigation pipeline by 5dollarChalupaBox November 5, 2020