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The nickname given to Intel Itanium processors.
The Itanic is one of the biggest flops in the PC Industry, Second only to IBM's "Deathstars"
Itanic by Deskstar December 9, 2008
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Ironic consciousness 

Irony at the level of consciousness. Self-actualized consciousness counterposed to its own existence. Consciousness as a self-actualized linearization of time that originates from cyclical time origins. Inability of consciousness to consciously traverse linear time due to the very nature of its existence.
Ironic consciousness means we cannot travel backwards in time.

post-ironic 

adjective: When one's ironic appreciation of something becomes genuine, usually due to either prolonged exposure or the enjoyment derived from how amusingly terrible it is.
At first, I thought Pitchfork's inclusion of Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone" at #21 on their top 500 tracks of the 2000s list was just hipster irony... But now real hipsters post-ironically recognise it for the great song it is, go figure.
post-ironic by Richaod September 25, 2010

Iranian Milk Jugs 

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.
The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs
Iranian Milk Jugs by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

ironically gay 

Ironic gayness is when you act gay in an ironic or joking fashion.
"That was so gay dude."
"Nah man, I was just being ironically gay."
ironically gay by 6rant April 27, 2017

Alanis Ironic 

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.