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Princess in laws 

Refers to 'brother in laws' that were raised and act like 'Princesses". They are not men, they are spoiled little princesses who have tantrums when they don't get their way. They are more feminine than masculine. Sick sense of entitlement.Their Mommy raised them like little princesses.
My friggin' Princess in Laws might break a nail if they had to work

My Princess in Laws are spoiled diva's with a penis, girly men

Edward, my princess in law is such a girly bitch!
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Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.
Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.

wiener-in-laws 

when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours
You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!

Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!
wiener-in-laws by Britlyn December 8, 2013

ex in-laws 

Ex in laws mean: when one family are separate, ( if ur parents decied to get divorce; the family of the wife won't get a exra family of the husband. )
My best friends, parents had decied to divorces, so i won't have a new brother or sister ( ex in-laws)
ex in-laws by Little_Spiderman April 22, 2016

fake in-laws 

Your sibling's spouce's family. ie. your brother's wife's parents. In-laws belonging to your brother or sister, but not to you.

People you have no obligation to see or spend time with, but have to put up with on a regular basis at functions or holidays. Though they really aren't your inlaws, they must be treated as such- just to keep everyone getting along.
The fake in-laws are coming to Thanksgiving, again?

I know- putting up with the brother-in-law is bad enough, without his whole family crashing in.
fake in-laws by Shumado July 1, 2011

Your in-laws are coming to stay 

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.
Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

scissor-in-laws 

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?
scissor-in-laws by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023