The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
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1. This is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of Gabriel and Mohammed. It means 'I just had sexual intercourse with all the members of your family last night'.
2. An expression used to state that one is 'the shit'.
Gabriel: Before I give the holy scriptures I have something to say.