Skip to main content

hypocritical asthmatic 

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.
Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!

Hypocritical Whore 

Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.
Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.

(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)

hypocritical patriotism 

What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.

In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.

Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.
The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.

hypocritical homophobia 

Hypocritical homophobia:The occasion of a homophobe turning gay or has been gay all along (knowingly or unknowingly)
My friend was always drawn away from gays and was very rude against them. Then he married my brother. He is has hypocritical homophobia

Hypocritical Animal 

Bella - Your a hypocritical animal
Jade - your an idiotic ape
Hypocritical Animal by Slim Jady February 20, 2017

hypocritical slut

A slut who is hypocritical. Most of the time fakes anxiety.
Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.
hypocritical slut by Paqqie May 2, 2018