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Lake Howell High School

Located in the suburban wasteland around Orlando, FL, it is a hideous hybrid institution, an unholy mix of a crappy American high school and a medium-security penitentiary, though the latter would presumably have better food, cleaner bathrooms and nicer people.

A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.
Lake Howell High School (Lake Hellhole) is an example of what happens when incompetence gets together with an attitude of not giving a shit.
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Lake Howell High School

A hellhole of a "high school," this institution, more of a prison, is operated by the warden "Dr.Storch" this satanic bitch prides herself on putting money into a shitty football team, that's never going to get better. She thrives on the oppression of the rights of the prisoners I mean "students" and she hates the awesome band, the Silver Regiment. besides that, this school is known for its blind spots from cameras, that prisoners are known to have sex in, evidenced by used condoms laying around. the school is from the seventys, and has 2'X1' holes in the wall, covered by plates of some metal, probably used to fix the a/c problems, but, of course, it failed. also, there are some like mutated cockroaches there, they are like HUGE!. Storch takes away things like test exemptions, off campus lunch. Also, her and her staff often break the 4th amendment rights of the students, and they search cars and people for drugs and the like. Lake Howell is a PRISON, and is worse then HADES.
Lake Howell High School is the pinnacle of hell and is where an evil sadistic bitch named after a bird goes around biting the heads off of innocent prisoners/students.

Howell High School 

Howell High School, its a place where no snowdays happen when there is six inches of snow on the ground, also where half the school is failing school and life, also where the freshman campus serves amzing cookies for 80 cents, which is way to much, and where only the lucky select few can fail out of where some only know of one, also there is way 2 many people and a guy in electric wheel chair has the best transportation and where there is only a handful of black people
Hey have you ever went to Howell High School
Yea I failed out was what my parents said, but they saven my god damn life

Francis Howell Central High School 

Canceled ACT while High on drugs, so that should be a part of the school's reputation, had the homecoming dance on their football field, and by far the worst senior end-of-year party.
So how is your year at Francis Howell Central High School going?

Pretty shit!

sinai howell

A girl who isn't a homie hopper and is cute smart outgoing loud has a laughing problem and can take people boyfriends
sinai howell by Sinai Howell April 26, 2017

Sam Howell 

Absolute dogshit qb for the Washington “commanders” won’t be good until he is traded.
Sam Howell, the Redskins QB, currently leads the league in dogshit passes.
Sam Howell by Xxfuuuuu December 3, 2023

[howells] 

a private all girls school (apart from now the boys in 6th form) in cardiff where apparently only lesbians/sluts/rich people/geniuses are allowed to go.

i went there, it's actually nothing like that.

but we did have uniform that looked like woolworths uniform/toothpaste
oh, so you went to howells...

so are u a lesbian?

[howells] by amy301190 January 22, 2009