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Mark Hines 

Mark a gentle giant that isn’t too good with the ladies (K.S.) thinks he is built just because he used to be a fat ass at 250 and now he weighs a good 200 but has nipples the size of dimes.
Person 1: “Did u see that kid with those small ass nipples”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”
Mark Hines by Thebigdaddy March 18, 2019
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Duncan Hines 

A state of female arousal using a play on words for the Duncan Hines slogan "So Moist. So Delicious"
Ooo, see that smokin' hot guy with the tattoos? He's got me all kinds of Duncan Hines.

Hot Hines 

When two gay German guys take turns shitting on each other's chests.
Jimmy and Floyd gave each other a hot Hines after a night of clubbing and giving away blow jobs in the bathroom.

The Hines Maneuver 

The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.
Jill couldn’t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.
The Hines Maneuver by UberBad March 17, 2005

John Hines 

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around
Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines

duncan hines 

the act of being drunk and high at the same time
"dude im so drunk and so high, im drunk and high...IM DUNCAN HINES!!"
duncan hines by JOEBEV October 13, 2008

duncan hines 

Baking cakes, a.k.a, avoiding your friends in order to homebody it with your girlfriend, or do otherwise undesirable tasks your friends would look down upon in order to impress your girlfriend.
Dave basically works at Duncan Hines with the amount of time he is spending with his girlfriend.
duncan hines by Brad Plaza December 24, 2007