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hibber jibber 

is what u say instead of swearing
oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber
hibber jibber by llooll May 14, 2009

Hubbert's Peak 

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.
The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak
Hubbert's Peak by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011

Hibber Flabber 

To have intercourse with your "feline friend" on top of a sky scraper.
"I did 'hibber flabber' yesterday",said Billy . "Your one sick piece of crap" said Ron.

Hilbert AIDS 

A disease rapidly spreading throughout the SUNY Albany campus and surrounding area. Very contagious, can be spread by blood, semen, even saliva. All you need to do is kiss someone to get the HAIDS.
I made out with that girl and now through a chain of 6 people I have the Hilbert AIDS!
Hilbert AIDS by HAIDS Researcher January 20, 2009

Hilbert Space 

Named for its putative inventor, mathematician David Hilbert (who some claim found the solutions for Einstein's equations before "L'il Albie" did himself), Hilbert Space is a concept which has been often applied in mathematics, quantum mechanics, and in general metaphysics (for instance, concepts like "parallel universes").

In short, a Hilbert Space is a mathematical construct such that within any plenum of n-dimensional spaces there exists an infinite number of said Hilbert Spaces (subsumed within an n+1 dimensional superset). Fancifully, science fiction writers point to the infinite plurality of 4D Hilbert Spaces that could exist within our "normal" 5D continuum, and suggest that each such Hilbert Space may really exist and that these Hilbert Spaces could be engendered by time-travel to the past. Thus, each 4D Hilbert Space in a 5D superset of "Universes" could possess a unique history, entirely different from all other universes contained within the 5D "Universe".
Mozart's 14th Symphony (K. 114, composed c. 1774) contains encrypted fragments of instrumental speech synthesis (in English) which describe an alternate Universe History (different from our Universe), where Nicholas Meyler was President of the United States, and where Princeton University is mocked for its intellectual feebleness (possibly due to some degree of idolatry for Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which Mozart proved to have loopholes and flaws 130 years before Einstein even published it as "The Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies").

Deciphering Mozart's musical cryptography provides physical evidence that Hilbert Spaces may be entirely real, and not merely imaginary constructs.
Hilbert Space by Epeefencer April 10, 2009
A condition where someone does not go out in public, or acts in an anti-social way. Derived from hibernation.
Miguel: is Kristen going out tonight? Charles: Nope, she's got the hibertz!
hibertz by polygon January 13, 2005