Hayride 

Having sex with a woman who has a very blonde bush.

Dude, see that natural blonde at the bar? I’m gonna hayride the shit out of her.

Hayride by That Blonde Bitch October 2, 2021

russian hayride 

When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.

I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.

russian hayride by Jumping Jacks Ass April 25, 2016

Mexican Hayride 

Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.

If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!

Mexican Hayride by Pimp the Pink Taco July 4, 2009

Detroit Hayride 

Armpit sex whereby the male inserts his penis into the female's (unshaven) armpit.

Yo I took that bitch on a Detroit hayride lastnight.

Detroit Hayride by Craig Jensen January 11, 2009

hillbilly hayride 

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

hillbilly hayride by Element_X December 16, 2015

Alabama Hayride 

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.

Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.

Alabama Hayride by H8breeder May 16, 2010

choctaw hayride 

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).

Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?

choctaw hayride by hotsac97 January 16, 2015