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bone hawker 

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.
Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawkers.
bone hawker by K spesh July 20, 2008

bone hawker  

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.
Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawker s.
bone hawker by Kspesh July 11, 2007

PIE HAWKER 

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.
That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.
PIE HAWKER by MITB February 2, 2006

Hammer Hawker 

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.
" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."
Hammer Hawker by H/H King March 1, 2010

PIE HAWKER 

Old dude who likes young chicks.
Yo, that Bill Clinton is the biggest freakin pie hawker I have ever seen.
PIE HAWKER by Heckler August 29, 2003

house hawker 

The act of selling ones house, on their own, without the help of a professional agent
Become a house hawker when you learn to and go through the process of selling your home on your own, no professional agent needed!
house hawker by HouseHawkers July 16, 2014