Haute Pussy 

Girls who are really plain but look hot because of their clothes, sense of fashion. You see these girls every where. In the mall, at parties, at school. They hang around with other haute girls and collectively look hot. Some of them have really beautiful girl friends and look hotter in their company. The have an active social life, they're rich and wear clothes straight out of a fashion catalog. Men are attracted to them but they're never sure why. Confused guys hit on them, then back off, then hit on them again. In bed, these girls look best clothed. So happy dry sex.

Sam: Wow! Those girls are strangely attractive.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!

Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.

Haute Pussy by samsaran May 15, 2013

Haute Stoner Cuisine 

Food prepared by chefs under the influence of Marijuana.

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.

Haute Stoner Cuisine by rperazag May 20, 2010

haute couture 

French term refering to the extravagant and often absurd and impractically unrealistic fashion pieces that designers create to demonstrate their unique style and inventiveness.

Proper pronunciation can be tricky; haute is somewhere between ought and oat, pronounced quickly so that the o is highly unrounded ("oh", if held long enough, ends up sounding like a /oo/). couture is pronounced ko'tur with a highly unrounded 'o', a 'u' that sounds almost like a german umlaut, and an 'r' made in a way similar to gargling.

Alternatively, you could pronounce it in a very American fashion as 'ought kuh-ter'.

See also: couture

You can find plenty of haute couture in Parisian shops.

haute couture by koji May 22, 2004

Haute couture 

A word that Bert McCracken and Gerard Way can not pronounce.

Bert> "This Haute couture.. is some crazy shit."

Haute couture by amandA April 24, 2005

Haute couture 

Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.

Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.


Haute couture poker

Haute couture by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

haute-contre 

This is an adult male with a natural alto voice. This is opposed to a countertenor who is a male who sings alto using a falsetto voice. This is a very rare voice type.

Russell Oberlin is probabally the most famous haute-contre of the 20th century.

haute-contre by A.R. Bayles January 24, 2008

haute dogs 

"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"

"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"

"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"

"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."

"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."

"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.

"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"

haute dogs by Writah' February 24, 2009