john handcock 

while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.

After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.

john handcock by MW52 December 10, 2008

John Handcock 

v.it., The act of male masturbation whilst seated on a toilet. This term originates from a play on words; one's hand is on one's "cock", thereby conducting the act of masturbation. As this occurs, one is also seated upon a "John", or toilet. Often the physical stimuli of the act itself is inhanced by pressure on the prostate from passing feces.

Jonathan takes fifteen minutes every Saturday morning to treat himself to a John Handcock after checking the markets in the Tribune.

John Handcock by Spack McDrack November 26, 2004

Preston Handcock 

MegaMind.

Megamind is like a Preston Handcock

Preston Handcock by Preston/ July 21, 2020

John HandCock 

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.

After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.

John HandCock by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007

herbie handcock

The real delegate who contributed in writing of the Decleration of Independence; often confused with John Handcock

"I'm just going to need the old John Handcock on these..."
"It's Herbie Hnndcock..."

herbie handcock by Pabs September 22, 2003

Mr handcock 

Mr handcock is a hard working man who loves his friends but has a dark side.... he is extremely gay at night, like a werewolf his gay side comes out at night.

That kid chobey is a right mr handcock

Mr handcock by pussyclater12 May 15, 2022

Hancocked 

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

Hancocked by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013