Gran Legacy 

This fine vodka is available at all CVS retailers and varies in cost from $9 to $11 for a handle. It tastes like a dead meth addict and gets you more fucked up than normal vodka.

Best consumed in a mixed drink or straight up in the dark by yourself from a red cup.

As a side note, the omission of the "d" in "gran" is a matter of speculation. However, most experts agree that the extra letter would have cost more to print, so they left it out.

"hey, we need some drank but we only have $10, what should we do?"
"how drunk do you want to get?"
"very"
*everyone looks at eachother*
"fire up the GRAN LEGACY!"

Gran Legacy by SuperStaterBros December 4, 2009

gran-up 

Say to people who 1. ARE GRANDPARENTS and 2. need to BE STRONG, QUIT WHINING, live up to their responsibility. ESPECIALLY when they LECTURE others to "man-up"

Sarah, if you choose political life, stop with that screechy whining and complaining about being targeted, and GRAN-UP!

gran-up by tifosa November 2, 2010

Gran Autismo 

When the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarrassment.

A parody of the racing game series 'Gran Turismo'

1: This furry convention is on a new level of autism

2: i know it's Gran Autismo in here

Gran Autismo by Dr Mantis Toboggan October 10, 2016

Gran Turismo 

An amazing driving simulator, that, at the same time, manages to be like Pokemon but with cars.

Gran Turismo, gotta win 'em all!

Gran Turismo by Lollerc0a5t3r July 24, 2010

Gran Torino 

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car

1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino

Gran Torino by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008

gran autismo 

when you six retarted kids naruto running down the hall makeing racecar noises

watch out the gran autismos approaching

gran autismo by Cumnygget August 21, 2019

Gran Canaria 

The greatest island in the Canary Islands, Spain. It's famous for its parties, like Carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.

There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.

Dude, Gran Canaria all the way! It's awesome, and way better than Tenerife. Favourite holidays ever!!

Gran Canaria by mccharmley February 20, 2011