When you take a ice coldalcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.
Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.
goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....
last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.
The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.
He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.