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wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects
(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"
gooched by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008
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When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs
Dude I got real gonched last night , so gonched we walked six miles to my house
gonched by Obj183 December 2, 2017

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.
getting gootched by Anti November 12, 2004
touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.
dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting
gooched by jones April 20, 2005

gootched 

Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.

Sticking someone's face in your Gootch
"Aww man your shit just go gootched."
"He just gootched your shit."
gootched by SpiffyMarlin September 5, 2008
To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.
Aw man! I just got gooched!
Gooched by KessBlack March 18, 2011