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Goblinize 

To consume some thing with stealth and speed.

Note: nothing to do with knob-gobblin'.
Dad fell asleep while writing "The Gonzo Pipeline".

When he awoke, he flipped out as once again, his PC had goblinized his newsletter.
Goblinize by SharOne October 2, 2014

Goslinging

To stare into the abyss and contemplate the cosmos, life and all its great mysteries
Man, I was just chilled out, goslinging out the window
Goslinging by El Hair June 29, 2015

Gobloning 

The act of ejaculating in a jar then using a turkey baster to un-ejaculate it, via urethra or anus.
Yo, I heard dan was Gobloning, want to join us?

Hell no, that shit is gross.
Gobloning by Gooner445 May 31, 2024

Goblinating 

The art of a goblin looking man being so overly horny he terms into his true form.
Nick you're goblinating over Lexi.
Goblinating by Michaelz123 May 12, 2017

Goblinitis 

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly
She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in
Goblinitis by Goose the moose August 20, 2023

gowlinging 

To take a sub-optimal situation and make it considerably worse, despite your best efforts, through utter ineptitude.
My boss asked me to sort out the problems in the sales department but I have been completely gowlinging it and now the business is closing down.
gowlinging by Concerned of Darlo January 20, 2024