get your ass to Mars

To hurry up and take action before it is too late.

"Dude, she just broke up with her boyfriend, she's drunk as hell, and she's surrounded by guys trying to get into her pants; get your ass to Mars."

get your ass to Mars by mortis fugit August 9, 2006

get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

get your ass back behind the fucking couch by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

get more ass than a toilet seat 

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

get more ass than a toilet seat by Nick D May 28, 2006

Get your ass in gear 

Thiis means to hurry the fuck up, and start moving your ass instead of sittin on it. Often told to lazy slackers sitting around on their fat asses smokin bowls and updating their face book accounts.

Tony : Eric why don't you get your ass in gear and get a fuckin job!

Eric :I will man,just let me finish burn'in one and update my facebook account.

Get your ass in gear by TV CAR March 20, 2010

get some ass 

The act of getting sex usually from a woman.

I'll feel better once I get some ass!

get some ass by Sean the G April 20, 2006

Get that ass banned 

A phrase predominately used by a very bad sf5 player. He often uses this phrase after he bans a member of the "tiersexuals" clan out of his chat.

"You spoke? Get that ass banned. You were breathing air? Get that ass banned. Your white? Get that ass banned. Oh wait your black? I don't discriminate. Get that ass banned."

Get that ass banned by rasx July 23, 2022

Get your ass over here 

When someone says “Get your ass over here”, you don’t just see a butt there, you are there. In short, your ass is you.

Mother: Timmy, you better get your ass over here
*timmy goes to his mother*

Get your ass over here by unknownchildslave October 1, 2020