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Beaver Gasket 

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.
At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal

snatch gasket 

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!
snatch gasket by licupssy December 24, 2008
retarded kid who thinks he’s tough and cool
{very very retarded}
mentally sick 100% checked
Wow did you see this guy?
- He looks like he is on drugs
Yea thats probably a gaser
gaser by i hate e-girls March 1, 2020
"An individual that has game or sauce" Can be used to describe something saucy
"That's a Gassar"

"Your a Gassar"
"Gassar"
"That movie was a Gassar"

"That's quite Gassar"
Gassar by SaucyCaps June 9, 2020

Fun Gasket 

"I blew a fun gasket when i saw my girlfriend naked for the first time"
Fun Gasket by StickeyGecko February 4, 2009

lawn gassed day

an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.
I hate today was a lawn gassed day.

I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.

I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.
lawn gassed day by LogicManRI January 21, 2013