Garfong 

A smokable substance that will get you high

""We could smoke Garfong / And watch him ride the big one" Neil Young

Garfong by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003

garfungalfuck 

Someone who is wrong in every aspect of their being and can only associate with other garfungalfucks (deals with both appearance and personality)

That guy is such a garfungalfuck or, yeah I know that guy he is totally a garfungalfuck

garfungalfuck by elvisphillie October 13, 2010

Garking 

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

Garking by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garrington bah 

Bah

What you mean bah - Garrington bah

Garrington bah by Garrington March 6, 2019

GARFUNGLE 

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

GARFUNGLE by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

garfinkling 

Named after Harold Garfinkle, the act of violating social norms to see whether they are social norms.

Dude, he just started garfinkling around the place, taking a sip out of everyone's drinks.

garfinkling by Alex Halavais December 1, 2007

garcing 

When you suck your own dick

That guy's probably garcing right now. Ew

garcing by Reina Scully July 10, 2016