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Fritzl's Dilemma

1/ Would you fuck your mum to save your dad (for males)
2/ Would you fuck your dad to save your mum (for females)
i.e Do you know Fritzl's Dilemma?
'no'
How much do you love your mum?
'lots'
would you fuck your dad to save her?
??????????????????
Fritzl's Dilemma by challengertank August 11, 2009

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.
Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

Josef Fritzl 

>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl
Josef Fritzl by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs 

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

Pulling A Fritzl 

Comes from the famous Josef Fritzl story. Josef locked his daughter away in a cellar and repeatedly had sex with her. He fathered many children with his daughter hence why pulling a Fritzl means that you are 'coming into your own'.
Player 1: I didnt start the match too great but i've scored a few goals now.

Player 2: I know, you're pulling a fritzl

Player 1: What do you mean?

Player 2: You're coming into your own.

Player 1: You make me sick.

Josef Fritzl 

Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!
Josef Fritzl by Esa4 February 1, 2021