Fumping 

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

Fumping by GSB55 June 27, 2009

Fomping 

A loud, heavy footstep to be heard coming from a French woman who lives above a person in a block of flats.

"Why does she have to keep fomping round. Could she not walk quietly?!"

Fomping by Einstein is the best March 25, 2009

fiming 

to cuddle when drunk and trying to pretend that no one noticed and denying the next day.

Katie and David fimed last night during prom.

fiming by Julia January 29, 2005

famping 

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".

My friends and I are going famping this weekend

famping by Jutz July 29, 2007

Frimping 

Friend simping; the act of obsession over a being someone’s friend that you simp over them in a non sexual don’t wanna fuck but wanna be besties way.

I’m frimping over justin Bieber so hard, I wanna be his friend so bad

Frimping by Youreapieceofshit October 1, 2020

Frimping 

Primping for the middle aged - combined frump with primp.

Argh, my daughter in law is coming, I guess I'd better spend some time frimping."

Frimping by Bitsofluff August 19, 2022

Frimping 

Being beyond pimping, meaning Freaking Pimping

Your Grandma is on facebook, thats frimping!

Frimping by BINA27 December 12, 2009