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Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe
Feastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020
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Buddha's Feast 

I had to drop a mad Buddha's Feast after eating that veggie chicken sammich.
Buddha's Feast by OZ616 May 13, 2010
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Feastee /fi sti:/
definition
Muslim people celebrate Ramadan feast or Eid al-Adha. On that day parents or adults give gifts, usually a small amount of money to their kids.

Some kids go door to door and get their Feastees.

Sometimes the feastee is only one chocolate or a traditional dessert.
I gave my kids their feastee.

She hasn't got any feastee from her father.
Feastee by Macos Karam July 5, 2016
Feastee /fi sti:/
definition
Muslim people celebrate Ramadan feast or Eid al-Adha. On that day parents or adults give gifts, usually a small amount of money to their kids.

Some kids go door to door and get their Feastees.

Sometimes the feastee is only one chocolate or a traditional dessert.
I gave my kids their feastee.

She hasn't got any feastee from her father.
Feastee by Macos Karam July 5, 2016
Muslim people celebrate Ramadan feast or Eid al-Adha. On that day parents or adults give gifts, usually a small amount of money to their kids.

Some kids go door to door and get their Feastees.

Sometimes the feastee is only one chocolate or a traditional dessert.
I gave my kids their feastee.

She hasn't got any feastee from her father.
Feastee by Macos Karam July 5, 2016

Feasonable

Anything that is both feasible and reasonable. Usually contrived while on acid (LSD)
Of course we're hitting the bong, its the most feasonable thing to do

flip and feast 

When you're going down on a bitch and you flip her over, and proceed to feast animalistically all over dat rim.
"Bro, I nailed the shit out of this girl last night. I even gave her the old flip and feast."
flip and feast by RimstarJones December 6, 2013