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FaceHedge 

His FaceHedge was the stuff of legend in teh Hipster community, with fully waxed tips flapping majestically in the breeze cycling his Penny Farthing around Shoreditch
FaceHedge by Wump7 July 21, 2017

Slow faceted 

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.
Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

ex-facebeau 

An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.
My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-facebeau, just invited me to his art opening in Soho.
ex-facebeau by dear frannie January 27, 2009

waste-faceded 

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking
yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
waste-faceded by liquid524 December 4, 2009
Arguments on facebook that no one would engage in, in real life
Austin: Holy shit, jess and nikki have been hating on each other through facebook for weeks now.

Dan: ya i know they got that facebeef

Faceberry 

n. to utilize the popular notworking site via blackberry possibly through Facebook mobile or a blackberry Facebook app
andy: yo I'll be waiting by my blackberry for your text!
rana : OK! er... only one problem... i don't have texting...
andy: ... it's ok we'll communicate through Facebook!
rana: you mean Faceberry!
Faceberry by weredoodle September 10, 2009