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esurprise 

what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.
Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise
esurprise by fortner December 30, 2008
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Esus Esun esurprise esua esuac esuaceb Esuayn Tiger Esuba esubalew esubject
Its literally "because" backwards , you are dumb enough to google this
esuaceb of your mother I had 69 babies
esuaceb by infinite_. August 21, 2022

eSurgent 

Derived from the word Insurgent, pronounced (e) Sir-jent

A person espousing extreme views of the Islamic culture. In most cases this person is an Arab that migrated to a western nation but not necessarily since in some cases it can be an internet troll. The eSurgent usually strikes on internet forums or the comment section of various video hosting sites like youtube or liveleak, attacking with one liners such as "death to Israel!" or "Allah Akbar" in some sort of apparent attempt to boost morale or maybe even perhaps convert religion over the web. In conclusion the eSurgent is the radical Islamic version of a keyboard warrior.
Looks like another eSurgent is raising jihad over the web again.
eSurgent by zaffeh September 6, 2009

esubalew 

esubalew he says
esubalew by esubalew November 23, 2021
Esuruku is a Madi name which is directly described as hard to find but in short it's termed as unique. Esuruku is a very smart person who is super intelligent and hardworking, attractive and know what he/she wants and goes for it all costs . He/she is also a hard nut to crack and a very proud person but once he/she finds the right one, he/she sticks with him/her through thick and thin.
I need an Esuruku in my life
Esuruku by anonymous November 23, 2021
Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.
Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.
Esus by Jack June 17, 2003