College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.

Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with

College essays by AKewlName October 20, 2013

essays

Wen someone goes on 4 aaaaaagggeeeesss explainin sumtin dat cud hav been sed in 2 sentances.

after sum1 has jus chat shit 4 bout 10 minutes wen they cud hav sed evryting they sed in 30 secs people will often say 'essays' n laugh at dat person 4 bein foolish.

essays by da_1_n_onli_GHG January 28, 2005

essays

plural of ese. purnounced:; essays

you see a home boy you say whats up ese.
you see a lots of home boyz you say whats up essays

essays by blake killer January 8, 2009

essaysex 

term used to describe a piece of writing, usually in the form of an essay, that produces an almost euphoric feeling in its readers that is comparable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

Parshva: So how is your Project Law essay?
George: Bro, it's essaysex. I almost jizzed my pants writing it.

essaysex by aeneous July 20, 2008

essai 

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

essai by Tony March 7, 2004

essays

Y the fuk do we get essays!!????? There crap n' borin n' long.......
n' sumtimes even afta spendin AGES on the damn thingz u say dey aint even gud enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wotz the point of essays??????

essays by Jade XxX November 2, 2003

ëśšäspechæ 

Zombie for "It's expensive".

Zombie: Oh my.. oh my, bruh zombies be like "ëśšäspechæ".

ëśšäspechæ by R3ady Br3ak June 20, 2021