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Gray Environmentalism 

The view that economic solvency implies environmental sustainability, asserting that dense, solvent urban development is environmentally superior to subsidized car infrastructure and, by extension, Levittown-style development. Many "gray environmentalists" do not care about the environment at all, but rather their preferred policies simply have positive environmental externalities (e.g. a libertarian approach to land use results in more efficient, and therefore less sprawling, development and infrastructure).

Gray Environmentalists argue that per-capita environmental impact is most limited in these dense, walkable, communities, not because there is a deliberate effort, but instead due to factors such as car independence (as opposed to car dependence) and central heating (even if minimal, as in duplexes). Proponents also argue that denser development frees more space for parks and recreational centers, thereby creating a greater potential for green space, whether in the community or immediately outside of it.

Gray Environmentalists differ sharply from the more well-known Green Environmentalists, who are in favor of increased regulation, a "return to nature", and frequently view nature as more innocent, and therefore superior, to human lives.
"Did you hear that high birthrates and immigration are causing overpopulation?! We need more living space!"

"Adolf, ever hear Gray Environmentalism? Build up, and not into Poland."

"Ja, but kill enough people and we get lower carbon output!"

"Or, hear me out, maybe don't build the autobahn?"
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The environmentalist 

Sexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say

"Whos my little turtle"
The environmentalist by D.ckjones November 15, 2019

Environmentalust 

1) Someone who lusts after the environment.

2) The lust you feel when you're screwing the environment.

3) How a New Zealand person says Environmentalist.
Steve: Hey Jimmy is such an environmentalust.
Mary: Yea, he uz.
Environmentalust by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009

environmentalist wacko 

A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.
the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.

Hummer Environmentalist 

Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.
Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.

Acceptation Environmentalist

A person working in an Acceptance Environment in a Dutch government organization. Because of bad knowledge of the English acceptance environment is often mispronounced/misspelled as acceptation environment. And because of the many environmentalist groups in the Netherlands the term environmentalist is also abused as someone working in certain environments.
Harry is an Acceptation Environmentalist, he is doing Q&A testing.

environmentalist wacko 

A person who's Christmas is Arbor Day.
The environmentalist wacko is over there giving that redwood tree expensive presents.