The practice of typing out internet facial expressions as a form of emoting, such as "*eyeroll*", or "*evil grin*"; most commonly used in chat correspondence, prior to the existence of emoticons, smileys, and emoji.
Ian detests seeing emoping on Facebook, and is going to bite off everyone's nose if he has to read one more *eyeroll* in his newsfeed.
This is what happens when you drive your truck into the clay next to a lake and when everyone shows up to pull you out you blame it on your girlfriend.