Eitan 

A furry who wants to get intimate with foxes and orcas.

Anyone: *exists*
Eitan: I AM NOT A FURRY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET INTIMATE WITH FOXES AND ORCAS!

Eitan by Eitan is a Fuckin Furry March 15, 2019

Eitan 

Best Persian ass sniper across the Arabian Peninsula. He has the most confirmed kills universally and can teleport his tongue to any ass.

Bro, I think I got sniped by Eitan last night. My booty feels squeaky clean.

Eitan by myfren_guayuslamdedoor August 1, 2022

Eitan 

Overall nice. Can be pretty wired at times but is mostly normal. You will never find an Eitan with a girl or pulling girls. Eitans are nice but can be smart or the dumbest person you have ever seen

“Eitan is cool”
“I know, right”

Eitan by BronzeLightbulb November 5, 2022

Eitan

to carelessly complete a task; to be nonchalant

“He completed his homework in an eitan kind of way.”

Eitan by solparnasse May 22, 2026

eitan from behind 

When you belt a high A into someone's asshole.

After the show, we went home and he gave me an eitan from behind.

eitan from behind by liverpoolsubboy June 11, 2012

Pulling an Eitan 

When you say you will hook up with somebody but then pussy out of it.

Rose: Hey Eitan wanna hook up?
Eitan: Sure.
Next day
Eitan: I changed my mind.
Rose: Ugh why are you pulling an Eitan

Pulling an Eitan by noah45 June 8, 2022

National Bully Eitan Day!! 

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

National Bully Eitan Day!! by Emma Slays January 4, 2024