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Edwardo Retardo 

Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.
"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"
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Edwardo Dohertay 

Most homosexual male teacher in the history of teachers.
P1: Yo this new teacher is so 'Edwardo Dohertay'
P2: Yeah dude, he sucks.

James Edwardo Cherry 

A real gentleman who always finds pleasure by drinking tea with girls. A bit of a pervert and loves his best friend and Caitlin Petkovski
Guy 1:See that Guy...
Guy 2: Yeah hes so a James Edwardo Cherry

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

George-Yogi Bear-Edwards 

A loveable mormon with integrity and values.
Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!

Perrie Edwards 

She’s a queen
perrie Edwards is a beautiful queen and I love her a lot and is 1/4 of the biggest girl band in the world. Perries band members are jesy,Leigh-Anne,and jade I love them all
Perrie Edwards by Lovatic-mixer October 2, 2018

Edward Cullen Disease 

When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111

Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...