Decoration Dad 

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

Decoration Dad by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome 

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome by meckox November 20, 2016

Halloween Decoration Diarrhea 

Too many decorations makes your house look like Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. You must live a stressful life!

That house has Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. It looks like crap

Halloween Decoration Diarrhea by karmawillgetya October 16, 2016

decoration

something added to automobile exhausts (ie whistle tips) to add the sweet sound of "woo-woo"

It's just decoration baby!

decoration by Jolly.Joker February 28, 2009

decoration delirium 

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

decoration delirium by what the .... November 25, 2011

Decoration Friend 

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.

Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.

Decoration Friend by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019

Christmas Decorations 

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.

"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"

Christmas Decorations by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018