Deboating 

The act of not being on a boat. Something so bad happens, that you are officially 'deboating', or 'unboating.'

1: Dude, in fourth hour today we were totally deboating.
2: Yeah, fer sure.

Deboating by Scott Barnes42 February 16, 2010

devoning 

v.
The act of randomly disappearing in a chat without saying where you are going, thereby announing all other parties involved.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?
Guy 2: He is devoning, he always does this

devoning by hatdudeman November 23, 2016

debooting 

Waiting for your (compute)r to shut down.

We could not leave (work) until our computers were done debooting.

debooting by Momma 24 March 11, 2010

DeBolting 

The act of a man cumming in his hand then washing it down the bathroom sink after sex because his partner wont allow him to cum in/on/near her.

Ryan got caught DeBolting in the bathroom.

DeBolting by Birdieth November 2, 2012

deboning the chicken 

Slang for sex, especially if it occurs prior to mealtime, and if mealtime involves poultry, so much the better. Also can be referred to as "deboning the chicken bag", to clarify the actual act.

"Frances, Hope and I are hungry. Are you and Jeffrey done deboning the chicken? If not, hurry up and finish deboning the chicken bag, so that you can get back to cooking."

deboning the chicken by Mike A.F. November 20, 2006

Debonding 

The act of using an angle grinder to cut a section of tarmac away in order to free up the hands of an "activist" who has glued themselves to a road or other object such as a handrail in an opera house: the physical removal of an individual who will make as much difference to the planet as a protoplasmal microbe.

Debonding: "The climate activist, having glued their hands to the road with superglue mixed with sand and cement, (in order to ensure the strength of the bond), was debonded by firemen. Medics assured the activist that they would almost certainly require amputation of the hands, if they were to avoid fatal septic shock."

Debonding by Philosopher to the fuckwits December 12, 2022

deboning

The act of extracting the stem from each individual nug using a tool, such as precision tweezers, in an effort to maximize quality.

"Bro takes forever to roll up. Insists on deboning every single nug."

"I deboned this whole quarter. Took half an hour but it's gonna be worth it."

"Your lungs will thank you if you spend a few minutes deboning your bud."

deboning by shmoink May 14, 2026