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DeAndreas 

A piece specimen that is not your average mortal. He is smart, handsome, brave, and exquisite, with a great sex appeal. The best player at every video game he touches. In many holy books, it is stated, "If one must come across a DeAndreas, then thou shall run, in order not to fold to this beast."
My dream in life is to be as close to perfect as a DeAndreas.
DeAndreas by JoeFromFlorida November 27, 2021
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deandre jordan 

The god of missing (bricking) shots from the free throw line often 0-20 at the line
Tom "Shit Luke has got free throws
Mitch "Get ready to grab rebound he's going to do a DeAndre Jordan
A Fine young man. He is very cute but sometimes can be difficult. When he says he knows how to get down tho....He's not lying!!!
Girl 1- Where were you at
Girl 2- Oh, I was with DeAndre
Girl 3- Are you in pain??
DeAndre by Analie!!! August 23, 2011
DeAndre is a very compassionate boy, he will fight for his girl for anything and stand by her side. He will break up with you but he will get you back, he can be toxic but the more you cry the more you realize hes the one for you and you really love him. Make sure you always treat him right because, there arent a lot of DeAndres in this world find the right one cause if you loose him for good, no more trying to get the man of your dreams. He is a great kisser and hugger. Will most definitely make-out with you in front of the girls that adore him.
Girlfriend: I love you dre
DeAndre: I love you too

Girlfriend: imma go fight that girl ugh
Deandre: "picks her up" your always trying to fight, no bae.
Deandre by Thaprettiest June 3, 2020
He’s a very fine guy he is great in bed he also has a long ass penis
Girl 1: OMG deandre penis is so big

Girl 2: I know right he’s so good I’m bed
Deandre by Deandre Oneal January 28, 2020
He is the most cutest boy there is. And them curls tho. Don't mess with his girlfriend because trust me he will have to throw some hands. He is very loyal and always treats a girl with respect. If you have a DeAndre in your life don't lose him because he is very rare. Any girl that sees him it's like love at first sight. Don't ever lose him girls it will be the worst decision ever make.
DeAndre cute asf..💗
DeAndre by Easton25 October 25, 2019

Deandre Hall 

That one fat black kid who plays on the computer all day, although he is technically a hood-rat he goes to a top rated school and he is nerdier than most Asian kids.
Deandre Hall, get off the computer

No mom I'm playing WOW.