damned if you do, damned if you don't 

you're screwed either way.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't join the military during Vietnam. There was a war draft.

damned if you do, damned if you don't by Adrian May 10, 2006

Well I'll Be Damned 

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

Well I'll Be Damned by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009

damned pen 

A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!

Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*

damned pen by Morcloph, Greek Philsopher Extraordinaire January 23, 2006

damnedest 

Trying as hard as possible. Mainly a southern phrase

He's doing his damnedest to get the opossum out of the grill of his truck

damnedest by GuyLeDouche March 18, 2005

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. by Blikk October 8, 2008

dayded 

To get faded during the day.

It's Friday, you ain't got a job and you ain't got shit to do... lets gets dayded.

dayded by alwyzjokin October 13, 2011

daynod 

When one nods off during the middle of the day

Chris totally had a daynod during our corporate meeting today.

daynod by TLou March 28, 2020