Sienna darling 

A beautiful, classy girl. Artistic, passionate--a go getter. Deep emotionally with an amazing capacity to love and be loved. Very talented and everyone's best friend. A natural mother and nurturer. Girls want to be her, Guys want to marry her.

Sienna darling is awesome!!

Sienna darling by MuffinHeadRn October 3, 2016

darling pan 

The paring of Wendy Darling and Peter Pan, generally based on the show Once Upon A Time.

Fangirl: I ship Darling Pan

darling pan by Idkjustsomestuff January 9, 2015

Mittens & Darling 

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.

If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

Mittens & Darling by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018

Kill your darlings 

“In writing, you must kill your darlings.” --William Faulkner

This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:

-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase

Did he seriously just use the word "egregious" up there? Dude, kill your darlings.

Kill your darlings by FeO2 October 15, 2012

Dahling 

A term loosely used in place of "darling". The friendly way of saying "darling".

"Movie at my place tonight?"
"I'm there, dahling!"

Dahling by H.M. Switz May 25, 2008

BUTT DIALING 

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.

Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'

BUTT DIALING by Soggy Girlfriend March 3, 2009

dialing coach 

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

dialing coach by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010