coffee time 

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.

Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.

coffee time by midspin69 August 12, 2019

Coffee House revolutionary

This is similar to an armchair quarterback, all talk and no action.

Tyler was a typical coffee house revolutionary, all radical talk with no chance of action!

Coffee House revolutionary by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Coffee Bongo 

When a person's belly is fully of coffee they hit their belly like a bongo

My belly was so full of coffee I played the coffee bongo

Coffee Bongo by darkestdarci April 15, 2022

Cotch 'n' Coffee 

It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.

Circumstance 1:

Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?

Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit

Dave: See you in a bit then

Circumstance 2:

Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?

Alex: Yeah man starbucks?

Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.

Cotch 'n' Coffee by jkbjk February 11, 2017

Coffee Cheetos Chicken 

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

Coffee Cheetos Chicken by Navybog February 15, 2018

Radical Coffee 

A single (one) cup of Joe. Highly reactive with humans, radical coffees generally follow the steady state approximation, ie the quantity does not build up because it is rapidly consumed. Free radical coffee, that is Java unbound by monetary exchange requirements, is even more labile such that it may react with a given human multiple times.

By contrast paired cups of coffee are not nearly as reactive, although there remains considerable debate regarding the degeneracy of the orbitals (approximated as "pots") from whence they came; and, if even degenerate, whether coffee is indeed subject to Hund's Rule. Further study (and funding please?) is needed to elucidate the nature of multiple filled coffee cups.

"Hey Paul, could you grab Bobby Jo a cup of Joe for the seminar? He's running late."
"I would but it's already gone. Man that free radical coffee went like LiHMDS at a proton convention"

The author would like to point out that it is improbable (at best!) to use the word "whence" correctly whilst under the influence of radical coffee.

Radical Coffee by Big Diggity April 3, 2015

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011