Simon Cowell 

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Simon Cowell 

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

Simon Cowell by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

simon cowell 

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

simon cowell by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021

Simon Cowell 

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

Simon Cowell by blargh!! December 15, 2009

simon Cowell 

a mean british man

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪

simon Cowell by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

Simon Cowell 

A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.

Is Simon Cowell pumpin' Paula Abdul??

Simon Cowell by rQ_Tek519 December 20, 2004

Simon Cowell’d 

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

Simon Cowell’d by Luna Stark November 20, 2019