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Craft Corner Deathmatch 

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.
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Ivan Cornejo 

THE BEST, THE GOAT, go listen to him
Ivan Cornejo by IVANCORNEJO December 27, 2022

dirty cojones 

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.
I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.
dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

Jim Cornelison

The absolutely best singer of the United States National Anthem, the "Star Spangled Banner". He has been singing the anthem full time for the Chicago Blackhawks since 2007 and has also made guest appearances for the Chicago Bears, most notably the 10th anniversary of 9/11 in 2011. That game was against the Atlanta Falcons. One thing that makes him so unique and special is the fact that his performances makes Blackhawk nation cheer at a level you can only call extremely patriotic from the beginning to the end of his performance. His signature move is to point at the American flag when he sings the line "that our flag was still there". Jim Cornelison is a true American Badass!
Vinny: Can you remember a time you felt the most patriotic when hearing our National Anthem?

Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.
Jim Cornelison by BV Jiglag February 25, 2013

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

The Creeper Corner 

The new box in the top right corner of Facebook. A box that makes it much easier to creep on people/stalk them, due to it constantly updating and showing every little action performed by one of your friends with astounding efficiency.
Bill: I wish there was an easier way for me to creep on Theresa on Facebook.
Bob: Check it out man, they have this new thing called the Creeper Corner that allows you to see every little thing someone does. It's in the top right corner.
Bill: Awesome dude! Now I don't have to hit "refresh" or "most recent" every time I wanna see what she's up to. This new thing does the job for you!
The Creeper Corner by Ginormous D September 22, 2011