I heard about someone recently who has been in Cooma Jail, NSW, Australia for 6 months and says that he loves it.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
"Man if I go to jail, I hope I get Min. Security at Cooma Jail."
To put cocaine onto a girlsbum-hole and sniff it off.
Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!
When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.
“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”
When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.
Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!???
Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.
A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.
It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli