LSU Coaching 

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

LSU Coaching by curbyfit January 18, 2012

coochin out 

getting as much ass as is possible in one weekend

man we bout to be coochin out this weekend huh?

coochin out by A man with 89 STD's February 12, 2006

backseat coaching 

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

backseat coaching by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011

Couching Out 

To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...

Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!

David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.

Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.

Couching Out by DeezNuttsi June 10, 2011

cotching 

relaxing, chilling, sitting back, having fun

If one was really chilled out and relaxing they could say 'I'm bares cotching.'

cotching by MR REID December 10, 2007

chooching 

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

chooching by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009

cotching 

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.

Daz : What are you doing gary?
Gary : Cotching.
Daz : Oh.

cotching by Darryl Barkwill April 3, 2009