condescending prick

A self-important person who thinks is way better than others morally, intellectually and emotionally.

Francis: Finally, my economic model is working. I have gotten all my impulse response functions nicely.
JeanPaul: How nice! But your model doesn't even have capital. Check my models, all of them have capital. I know it may be hard for you, but don't worry, one day you'll improve.

Francis: what a condescending prick!

condescending prick by JR for junior August 30, 2015

condiment thief 

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

condiment thief by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Condescending Smiley Face 

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

Condescending Smiley Face by AcidCH August 3, 2013

condesplain 

To explain to a person with condescension. To assume you are more qualified to speak on a subject than a trained professional because of something you read on the Internet, or in a book, etc; or because of an assumption based on gender. (Including man/womansplaining).

Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.

The antivaxxer condesplained to the doctor the dangers of the MMR vaccine based on a debunked paper.

Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.

condesplain by Architectphonic May 23, 2016

Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

Social condiments by haribobation April 19, 2009

Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey

Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.

Condescending by mayanaze February 21, 2017

condillusion 

The nefarious, guerrilla manufacturing tactic of producing plastic bottles that color-match the condiment contained therein; thus creating an unhappy illusion of a full bottle when, in reality, the opposite condition exists.

The next MOF that passes me a condillusion ketchup bottle gets it shoved up their ass...I'm tired of false marketing bullshit; whatever happened to clear-fuckin' plastic that doesn't lie to ya?

condillusion by YAWA December 26, 2017