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Ur such a fuqboi coleton
Coleton by yolobraaap December 17, 2019
Coleton is the type of legit guy and laid back. He is the one that gets lots of girls with his HUGE ding dong. That’s not all Coleton is even athletic and good looking. He is not the greatest at acidemics but he sure can get the girls.
Man they coleton over there is a player with that huge ding dong he has over there
Coleton by Jackrabbit72 December 20, 2018
Coleton is LITERALLY the definition of the perfect human being. His stunning outside layer is just the beginning of the journey, if you're lucky enough to get close to him. He can draw you in like a moth to a flame, and its up to him whether to scar you for your entire life or become the light of your entire life. He is incredible on the outside and the inside, and you'll find yourself wanting to tell him your entire life story, wanting to share every bit of your existence with him.
Coleton: Exists

God: And that, everyone, is my masterpiece
Coleton is an amazing guy. He will care for you make you laugh and cheer you up. He is also really hot athletic and can be a lil mischievous but he is overall a great person to be around.
Coleton is so cool he is the best.If you have classes with a Coleton, you should talk to him.
Girl 1: "Did you see Coleton's outfit today? Its so weird"
Girl 2: "Yeah I saw it but I kinda liked it. Ngl"
Girl 1: "Ew what do you like him or sum?"
Girl 2: "I mean kinda, yea cause he's really nice and funny to me."
Girl 1: "Oh I don't like him at all."
Girl 2: "Well you should he has done nothing to you and you treat him like garbage but he's not so you better back off or you will answer to me. Coleton is the smartest attractive and most funny and nice guy I've ever met."
Coleton is someone who will act super sweet to you in the beginning. Make you seem like you are the only person in the world and he’s all yours. Then he’ll get bored and get his friends to pretend to be his mom so they can break you guys up because he’s too scared to tell you the truth of how he cheated on you. So you end up finding everything out from his friends.
Friend: Whose your ex? The one who cheated on you?

You: Oh yep that was Coleton
Coleton by yallwishyouwasme August 2, 2022

Coleton Noises 

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.
Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.
Coleton Noises by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021