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cockwashing station 

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
cockwashing station by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

Cockwash 

Look at that cockwash of Pandas, there's 4 of them.
Cockwash by Bill Pickelburg August 30, 2012

Cockwasher 

A depraved degenerate that enjoys giving oral pleasure to men with filthy genitals.
Clifford is a cockwasher that enjoys pleasuring homeless men with his mouth.
Cockwasher by Dragonwolf April 24, 2023

cockfished 

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.
Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.
cockfished by oshitatwix July 2, 2017

Cockshed 

A wonderful person, they're a little dumb sometimes but they're a cockshed none the least!
Person 1: heart emoji
Person 2: I'm sorry cockshed
Person 1: nonono
Person 2: I should be sorry
Person 1: I appreciate your kind words I will take cockshed in pride
Cockshed by Ebueush March 12, 2022

Cockwash 

This is a phenomenon similar to backwash. It occurs when a male ejaculates in the vagina of a woman and as he pulls out there is some residual sperm mixed in with vaginal lubricant.
That felt good... oh geez look at all the cockwash!
Cockwash by beardedclamman June 2, 2010