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half-cocked 

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.
half-cocked by moniker19 January 21, 2009
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cockle over 

To twist the ankle causing you to fall over.
"Ouch that hurt" Bob said, stumbling.

"Did you cockle over?" Remarked John
cockle over by BeatyB November 14, 2013

Cocklebrity 

n. A celebrity who has ridden to fame on the D-train.
"What do Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and Monica Lewinsky all have in common?"

"each is a Cocklebrity."
Cocklebrity by Angela Merkel April 26, 2008

warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.
example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.
warming the cockles by pihu March 12, 2014

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010

warms the cockles of my heart 

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term
When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.

Lincoln Cocked 

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
Lincoln Cocked by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009