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Cleve Brownies 

n. Slightly derogatory name given the Cleveland Browns. by color analyst Myron Cope. Myron had a more derogatory, but less used term for the Browns, that being the Cleve Sandlotters.
Mmm-Hah! Y'know Bill, it don't cahnt when you beat those sandlotter Cleve Brownies.

--Myron to Bill Hillgrove after a Steeler thumping of the Browns.
Cleve Brownies by Dan Weyandt November 16, 2011
"I'm goin' back to Cleve-O tonight"
Cleve-O by PB2K September 6, 2005

Cleve-pocalypse

1. The occurrence of the end of the world in Cleveland Ohio if LeBron James decides to leave after the 2009-2010 season.

2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.
Well, it looks like the Cleve-pocalypse is occurring, since LeBron is leaving for New York

Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.
Cleve-pocalypse by Cleveland Z October 29, 2009
For God’s sakes Lemon, we’d all like to flee to the Cleve and club up at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges.
the Cleve by j$$money December 20, 2008

downtown cleve 

When an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing sexual relations.
Old man: My wife hates me and I just bought a yellow pickup truck.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.

Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.
downtown cleve by Masterseif January 10, 2014

Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016