Mark Chirnside 

A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".

More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".

Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.

CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."

-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.

Mark Chirnside by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011

chornyvolk

In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".

That guy is dumber than a Chornyvolk!

He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.

chornyvolk by siklecelarmenia July 16, 2008

Chonson 

Penis; same as Johnson but pronounced with a German accent; from the film “The Big Lebowski”

Nihilist: "We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson!"

Chonson by Lozza_68 February 24, 2008

Cole The Cornstar

A youtuber in Iowa who vlogs about farming. He and Daddy Cornstar work on the farm together and show other people what it's like.

Cole The Cornstar is a great youtube channel.

Cole The Cornstar by yer mum es gae April 3, 2019

cornslap 

A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.

Radar on MASH and Rose on the Golden Girls are perfect examples of a cornslap.

cornslap by chucky lavinder April 12, 2019

cornster 

Social site for hipster farmers on the go

Do you have cornster yet?? no, i dont have time to make an account.

cornster by rl da bomb December 19, 2013

cornslop

when you eat too much corn and you suddenly get rapid diarrhea of corn and corn juice with a brown and orange color exploding out of your anus thus creating cornslop

"damn bro I ate too much corn and just released some extreme cornslop" (a large slop of corn and shit)

cornslop by cornslopper69 November 2, 2020